Nuts & Gum: Together at Last!

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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  • (via gosimpsonic)

    Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours
    • 10 hours ago
    • 206 notes
    • #the simpsons
    • #a star is burns
  • I like this Flickr update.

    I like this Flickr update.

    • 10 hours ago
    • #eric is the best
  • “It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF

    Hey everyone, I don’t want any jifts for my birthday.

    (via minnnty)

    Source: nevver
    • 1 day ago
    • 2473 notes
    • #usage over origin
  • Customer discussions during today’s Amazon Lightning Deal for a fitted silicone Kindle case.

    Customer discussions during today’s Amazon Lightning Deal for a fitted silicone Kindle case.

    • 1 day ago
    • #amazon
    • #discussing her gold box
  • beyonco:

do you think he’s gay

    beyonco:

    do you think he’s gay

    (via rickstallion)

    Source: bvsedjesus
    • 1 day ago
    • 3040 notes
    • 1 day ago
    • 54 notes
    • #birds
    • #misandry
  • They’ve got my number.

    They’ve got my number.

    • 1 day ago
  • (via gotitforcheap)

    Source: Los Angeles Times
    • 2 days ago
    • 1222 notes
  • It’s the remix to Ignition / “hot” and “fresh” out the kitchen

    It’s the remix to Ignition / “hot” and “fresh” out the kitchen

    • 2 days ago
    • 1 notes
  • misteradamcrazypants:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

he fucks the potato first though

    misteradamcrazypants:

    electroego:

    and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

    he fucks the potato first though

    (via luckyjimjd)

    Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray
    • 2 days ago
    • 25806 notes
  • ♫ I love bad bitches, that’s my fucking problem ♫

    ♫ I love bad bitches, that’s my fucking problem ♫

    (via damnafricawhathappened)

    Source: damnafricawhathappened
    • 2 days ago
    • 1996 notes
  • She attached a photo to mine.

    She attached a photo to mine.

    image

    Source: petervidani
    • 2 days ago
    • 92 notes
  • judgemyname:

    The shady backroom deals of Springfield Elementary.

    I love every scene in which Skinner turns toward the window and the lighting gets dramatic through the blinds.

    Source: judgemyname
    • 3 days ago
    • 224 notes
    • #the simpsons
  • (via feministpraxis)

    Source: woodelvish
    • 3 days ago
    • 15111 notes
  • sexhaver:

i feel like ive found something i really shouldnt have

    sexhaver:

    i feel like ive found something i really shouldnt have

    (via rickstallion)

    Source: sexhaver
    • 3 days ago
    • 1355 notes
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